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Oct. 2002Kim 10-7-97"dihydrogen monoxide."
Dec. 2002Fred W 6-28-02couple applying as cia assassins
Jan. 2003unknown"Oh, Waura, it was wousy!"
Feb. 2003unknownfarmer sadly shakes his head and says "Dammit....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Mar. 2003Harold P, 3-02sayings: 1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Apr. 2003Fred W 3-29-02My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
Oct. 2003Fred W 11-18-02"Then why in hell do you want to live to be 80 ?"
Dec. 2003Harold P 11-25-02"TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,...
Jan. 2004Yezen 9-25-01Pilsbury doughboy obituary
Feb. 2004Fred W 4-14-03Qantas gripe sheet
Mar. 2004Liz S, 2-15-041. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Apr. 2004Liz, 3-24-04Blonde with broken finger
Oct. 2004by Nica 5-4-03Mood ring
Dec. 2004Liz, 9-23-04Elope letter
Jan. 2005Liz, 3-31-04HMO Policy
Feb. 2005Liz, 1/30/04Celebrity Quotes
Mar. 2005Kim 7-22-98THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
Apr. 2005Liz S 12-12-03EYE TEST
Oct. 2005Kim 7-30-98MALE QUIZ
Dec. 2005Liz S 5-17-05Go fly a kite
Jan. 2006Val 5-13-98THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Feb. 2006Kim 9-2-97English as official Euro language
Mar. 2006Fred W, 8-5-02What Gender are They?
Apr. 2006Liz S 4-20-05Same thing
Oct. 2006Julie J 1-26-2000Sound bites
Dec. 2006Fred W, 2-19-03ADVANTAGES of being our age...
Jan. 2007Harold P, 12-11-04Proof of Hell
Feb. 2007Barbara A, 1-17-07Office Worker Weight Loss
Mar. 2007Jeanine, 1-26-07Wordplay
Apr. 2007Kim, 7-21-1998Consider this.... (Kennedy and Lincoln)
May. 2007Vicki 1-18-2000Vincent van Gogh' relatives
Oct. 2007Fred W, 2-19-03Cigar arsonist
Dec. 2007Liz S, 4-19-0550th Anniversary
Jan. 2008Liz S, 4-28-05Golf? Pointers
Feb. 2008Fred W, 12-23-01Rudolph the Red
Mar. 2008Fred W, 2-20-03My Forgeter
Apr. 2008Harold P, 5-4-054 CATS
Oct. 2008Grace R, 11-13-032 COWS
Dec. 2008Shimon, 7-02-02Leroys
Jan. 2009Tom and Terry, 4-28-0510 Mil
Feb. 2009Liz, 5-20-05Help Desk
Mar. 2009Tom and Terry, 9-22-04Lovers Lane
Apr. 2009Ruth, 8-5-06Murphy's Other Laws
Oct. 2009Liz, 4-28-05A Dog's Life
Dec. 2009Joanne T, 8-9-06Midieval Facts
Jan. 2010John Schultz, 12-27-08Bail Out
Feb. 2010Kim, 4-27-98Badtimes Email Virus
Mar. 2010Karyn, 6-11-98Error Inferences, Ah so!
Apr. 2010Liz S, 11-10-03Perfect Couple!
Oct. 2010Julie J, 8-27-01Health Tips
Dec. 2010Val, 7-13-98First Grader Wisdom
Jan. 2011Yezen, 9-5-01What is politics?
Feb. 2011Liz, 1-6-04Coincidences
Mar. 2011Liz, 5-10-05Blonde Logic
Apr. 2011Liz, 9-18-04Little Tony at School
Oct. 2011Liz, 4-26-04S.A.T.
Dec. 2011Shirley T, 9-16-10Questions That Haunt!
Jan. 2012Bob, 12-9-11Lawyer and other jokes
Feb. 2012Liz, 4/19/05Short Stories
Mar. 2012Liz, 5/3/04Wise Kids Explain Things for Mother's Day
Apr. 2012Liz, 5/11/04Potentially and Realistically
Oct. 2012Grace, 12/11/97Tandem Writing