The Desert

The desert is the place for me,
Cannon shooting is the life for me,
Targets gonging from so far away,
Keep the city, just screw around and shoot all day!

Ocean beach is where i'd rather be,
Bombs and fireworks are too loud for me,
I just adore the ocean breeze,
Dahling, i love you but give me a place with trees!

Lead balls!
The malls!

Fresh air!
Clean hair!!!!

You! i double dare!
Goodbye clean hair!

The desert we are there!

The Target Less Shot At

Two roads diverged in the desert,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent to the no'th;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was paved and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
No tires had squealed them black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
As 3 lemmings passed me heading that way,
And later, I heard from the no'th, "thunk, thunk, thwack"!

So I turned back to the other,
But a long snake of RVs turned on that road,
Traffic would surely be a mother!
Then off to the side, a cannon shot its load,
Surely this cannot well bode!

An encampment as far as I could tell,
Faintly in the quiet, I heard music quite fine,
Explosions and flames in some distant hell,
To my left, "Cannon party" said a sign,
Suddenly, behind me I heard a sireeen!

Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in the des, and I—
I went off-road to those tents,
And that has made all the difference.

Frosty Bob